Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist 
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Best free games for 2020Feb 11, 2020 - Rock, Paper, ShotgunWhen you’re looking for the best free games on PC, what are you looking for? We think we’ve got you covered with our selection below, whether it’s browser games you can start playing instantly, free-to-play games to rival anything you’d spend money on, or downloadable games that you can play for a lifetime. (more…) Best free PC games for 2019Jul 25, 2019 - Rock, Paper, Shotgun Read this article about the very best free PC games and watch as capitalism collapses around you. There are enough that there’s no reason you should ever spend money again. (more…) Some video games that are like Bandersnatch, but betterJan 9, 2019 - Rock, Paper, Shotgun If you ve choosed-and-adventured through Bandersnatch, the recent Black Mirror thing on Netflix, and aren t already a fan of experimental interactive fiction: I envy you. It means you re able to play actually good examples of interactive fiction for the first time. Sure, Bandersnatch has funny lines, surprises and scene stealing performances from Will Poulter doing a pretty much exactly how I, the writer, talk in real life voice. But as a whole, video games have been iterating deeper on the main themes of control, authenticity, forced choice, meta-recursion and non-linearity for years, without also including an unhelpful portrayal of paranoid schizophrenia. When you love enough people who hear voices and suffer from castigatory delusions, maybe you become less enthused about media which depicts sufferers committing murders or throwing themselves off buildings. Fix it, Brooker. The same plotpoint was in White Christmas and it was shit back then. (more…) Accounting+ is bigger, better and OUT NOW!Oct 18, 2018 - Community Announcementshttps://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/912dc0dea749732e82fdd0e62340073733537a70.jpg Accounting+ is OUT NOW on SteamVR! We’ve got brand new levels, more characters and subtitle support for TEN languages! More Achievements! A new Level Loader!? Even more secrets?!? God damn, it's three times the size of the original and it's all RIGHT HERE!! https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/522e75616b4ac8c09723c278274522ac990ccc0a.gif But why read this description like a chump? Let beloved promotional character “Harold Jenkins” explain it to you in our special Director’s Cut Trailer! https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/3ac2417f6f094f96c4e858b7384ebc644e57d89f.png https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/8ca12b96b0cd6dd7dfe15aa597f3f76fa5305d5c.jpg https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/3e5f672a1d7eb39c4beda7b1a51fa82df5ee4135.png We’ve also got a brand new Extended Soundtrack available and we’ve partnered with Limited Run for a special physical edition coming in November, if you want us to tell you when that is available click here! https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/3840f9beff0b92369286b291e7e4a7942708a246.png https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/514baed91b55dd54aa6e6c37fe6d04743b1f6d3c.jpg That’s that! Now work begins on our next PC FIRST PERSON BANGER! We spent all our energy tokens on this trailer so I hope you’ll forgive this update for being a bit bare bones. As always you can catch us on our DEVELOPER PROFILE and our COMMUNITY DISCORD Catch you soon! (in a large net) Crows Crows CrowsA Tale of Two Announcements! 🍎🍊Sep 20, 2018 - Community AnnouncementsThese are the best of times, these are the worst of times, it is the age of wisdom, it is the age of foolishness, it is the spring of hope, it is the winter of despair, it is the season of the apple... it is the age of the orange. https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/2052544f45d91a9ec6c612147dce7ad88b851a2a.jpg https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/20d64f5151732160a70ee37ef88fab00a8043ca6.jpg That’s right! You all guessed it months ago! Accounting+ is coming to HTC Vive and Oculus Rift very soon with ANOTHER big free update for all platforms. Take a bite out of that! Over the past few years we have been updating Accounting, filling it with more and more of the madness that comes from the minds of Crows Crows Crows and Squanch Games. This release will be the biggest yet - Accounting+ on SteamVR will be three times the size of the original! https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/9065f2fbc153cf44275358793821f1d4c69b753a.jpg Have you got non-English-speaking friends that you have been just dying to introduce to Accounting+? Well NOW - so long as they speak German, French, Spanish, Italian, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Japanese or Korean - this is NO LONGER A PROBLEM thanks to our new, multi-language SUBTITLE SYSTEM! https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/69bb40f26e7e76c0dd8937350991d41b9d802380.jpg “With all of these new levels, won’t it take me even longer to get to my favourite now?” NO! We’ve invented a concept never before seen in games called a “Level Loader.” This beautiful machine is capable of transporting you to absolutely any level that you’ve already completed! Goodbye linearly experiencing the content of this video game. https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/893c8a9f06555b66c6ee4fa209cb83ca16d3ada7.jpg Catch you next time! I love you!! – Apple https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/27cacd287702496273b69d9d2e60d668ee159637.jpg https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/08f2a0a3f6915a5cad0fda1ec4c4094f4bcd3bb5.jpg It's my lifetime ticket to The Official Crows Crows Crows Discord Community Museum (working title)... Yeah. I get it. That’s not as flashy as Big VR’s Accounting+, it's on itch.io... but it’s got spunk. It’s got spirit. It’s got a whole load of art, models and music made by the Crows Crows Crows Discord Community. I took some pics on the late shift. https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/1b37cedf6461c29709cc6fa7f4eea12cb371b132.jpg If you’re interested in checkin’ out a bunch of art made by our Discord Community inside a museum built by William, Jakob & Joe of Crows Crows Crows, then get on down there now… https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/285eebf64d1b7261fb5eb00148fa4826fa939d68.jpg https://steamcd...Shhhhhhhh! Please click very gently!! The PC Gamer is sleeping…Jul 24, 2018 - Community AnnouncementsKEEP IT DOWN! We can very quietly announce that Crows Crows Crows is coming back to Steam! We’ve got a whole coffin full of PC games ready to release this instant- from small PC experiments gone wrong, to our very own Half Life 2: Episode Thr- https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/a6fb101b36ec92d3cc8091366a20a19ad780a2d5.png SHHHH!!! Don’t say the forbidden phrase!! Now, before we can release these beauties we need to set a couple of things straight. The last time you saw us on here we’d just released Dr. Langeskov and Accounting. Look at them over there. Waving to us from the past. How little they both knew… https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/40628ccbaa212fa80b531b86143e84a7ed39eff0.gif Back in those sepia-snapchat filter days Crows Crows Crows was a smaller collection of dangerous individuals, mostly collaborating remotely via morse code or dropbox. But now we are in the future. Now we have MORE PEOPLE. We have a GOOGLE DRIVE. We have AN OFFICE. And in this office… IS A HATCH. https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/c9a664256304a51f4f7a4b66678cb9e2c127ffaa.png A voice behind us tells us what to do. We listen to the voice and we feed the creature as much as is needed. We should be happy it's there for us. And look, here it goes, giving us a new direction... https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/639ad8357d8e7e73ddc8d2b371e9f0a23baf9f08.png https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/1b5d2184dd9e7c7adaab3939ccc50cab59abacb6.png Hatch Creature, please leave my sleep undisturbed tonight. We promise we’re going to stop messing around with apps like EAT, itch.io games like The Temple of No and PS VR games like Accounting+. Steam is the future!! We swear!! We’re going back to the future!! Please!! Please!! We'll even bring some of our existing games over to Steam if that'll stop you spooking us!!! We have multiple non-VR titles in the works. It is important you know that so I am telling you now in no uncertain terms. APART FROM ACCOUNTING+ VR is dead. Heard it here fifth! It’s gone. It is outta here. Good. Now. We've gotta get the satanic rite out of the way. No way around this one gamers! OLD ONES FROM THE GREAT BEYOND JOIN US IN UNHOLY BOND EVIL WITH UNSPEAKABLE NAMES WORKING ON SEVERAL PC GAMES LOTS OF NEW CONTENT FOR YOU TO SEE IS IT A KART RACER? IS IT HALF LIFE THREE? https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/d46f97eaba50c5d7f22ac12035ba9184b25cf706.png https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/902f854f587b15d77cdb32f29367cd88a7de27bf.png Some of these games we’ve had in production for longer than a year, it’s been a long and difficult road to get to this point but we’re very excited to share what we’ve been working on with all of you! We post secrets & sneaky peeks over on our Discord! Get over on...Have You Played Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist?Oct 10, 2017 - Rock, Paper, ShotgunHave You Played? is an endless stream of game retrospectives. One a day, every day of the year, perhaps for all time. A delirious and witty post-Stanley Parable statement of intent from William Pugh’s Crows Crows Crows – twenty minutes long and no-pennies in price, you have no excuse not try it. (more…) The 23 best bite-size games for busy livesMay 5, 2017 - Rock, Paper, ShotgunI am dad, hear me whinge. Too many games, not enough spare time, for all my non-work hours are spent kissing grazed knees, explaining why you cannot eat the food in that cupboard, constructing awful Lion King dioramas out of toilet roll tubes and being terrified that the next jump from the sofa to the armchair will go fatally wrong. I’m lucky in that my job to some extent involves playing games, so by and large if there’s something I really want to check out I can find a way to, but I appreciate that there are many long-time, older or otherwise time-starved readers for whom RPS is a daily tease of wondrous things they cannot play. Now, clearly I cannot magically truncate The Witcher 3 into three hours for you, but what I can do is suggest a few games from across the length and breadth of recent PC gaming that can either be completed within a few hours or dipped into now and again without being unduly punished because you’ve lost your muscle-memory. … A Good Bundle offering 151 games for cheapoNov 22, 2016 - Rock, Paper, ShotgunThe bohemian sewer of neon lights and indie games known as Itch.io has posted a huge bundle of games from over 100 different creators, pointedly called A Good Bundle. It’s got a lot in it. Gone Home is in there, Catacomb Kids is in there, Proteus is there, The Novelist is there, Killing Time At Lightspeed is there. And a bunch of smaller games of note too: NORTH, Windosill, Raik, FJORDS, The Old Man Club, Depression Quest, Capsule jeepers. The asking price for the whole stash a potentially overwhelming 151 games is 20 United States dollars. There s another motive behind this videogame Voltron though. All of the proceeds are going to the American Civil Liberties Union and Planned Parenthood. … The 50 Best Free Games On PCOct 31, 2016 - Rock, Paper, ShotgunThe best free games are on PC, and if you want to know what the best 50 are then you’ve come to the right place. … Have You Played The Beginner s Guide?Aug 18, 2016 - Rock, Paper, ShotgunHave You Played? is an endless stream of game retrospectives. One a day, every day of the year, perhaps for all time. The Beginners Guide, aka, the sad one. After the Stanley Parable warmed the innards of human animals across the world, the two creators went their separate ways. One of them resurfaced a couple of years later holding a free game with a superbly long name called Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist. The other appeared with The Beginner s Guide. Both were good, but for completely different reasons. … Language Support & Achievements Fixed!Jan 10, 2016 - Community AnnouncementsHey! Uhh- I've never had to write a patch update before but uh, I guess I could give it a shot! So the people over in Exports said that something went wrong with the last update and it broke achievements - but they say that it should be fixed now so, that sounds like good news? As for Frank (who's been working by himself in P&L for the past 3 weeks) - he says that language support is now in for... Swedish, French, German, Russian, Romanian- uhhh Italian? Polish? uhh- Turkish and... Spanish! Spanish. Oh and he wanted me to say a big thank you to all of the translators who kept working throughout the strike. Anyway! I best be off! I've done my job here! So yeah I guess, uhh... Thanks for waiting and sorry for it taking so long! Have a nice day now! - AliceLanguage Support & Achievements Fixed!Jan 10, 2016 - Community AnnouncementsHey! Uhh- I've never had to write a patch update before but uh, I guess I could give it a shot! So the people over in Exports said that something went wrong with the last update and it broke achievements - but they say that it should be fixed now so, that sounds like good news? As for Frank (who's been working by himself in P&L for the past 3 weeks) - he says that language support is now in for... Swedish, French, German, Russian, Romanian- uhhh Italian? Polish? uhh- Turkish and... Spanish! Spanish. Oh and he wanted me to say a big thank you to all of the translators who kept working throughout the strike. Anyway! I best be off! I've done my job here! So yeah I guess, uhh... Thanks for waiting and sorry for it taking so long! Have a nice day now! - AliceTHE PRETZEL UDPATE!!! (also trading cards)Dec 11, 2015 - Community AnnouncementsHey! It's meee!! Little Tommy!! I'm pushing an update to the game!! Look at meee!!! First things first! Not many people are here in the office right now - but I've been here! You can bet your bottom dollar on that! I'm here to REALLY shake things up! Hahaha!! I'm shaking this up in two main ways. Two main ways. 1: Adding TRADING CARDS to this weird Tiger game thing!! So I think before all of the Doctor Tiger game people disappeared they were working on getting all of you folks some trading cards. I think they're pretty cool - but I added a couple of my own little improvements! Ha! Nah just kidding. I don't want to get FIRED!! What kinda- what- anyway The second main big thing that I've been doing to SHAKE THINGS UP has been to: 2: HIDE PRETZELS ALL OVER THE BUILDING. Yeah! Yeah! I've put a buckle on it and given everybody what they REALLY wanted. Pretzels!! Loads of pretzels to find in every nook and cranny!! Yeah you might not find them straight away but if you LOOK you'll see! You'll see them once and for all!! Yeah anyway that's what I've got to say! Me! Little Tommy!! Little Tommy over and out!! OVER AND OUT!!! - Little Tommy (P.S. If you want to hear more from ME, Little Tommy be sure to sign up to the Crows Crows Crows newsletter over at THIS WEBSITE. Put a buckle on it.)THE PRETZEL UDPATE!!! (also trading cards)Dec 11, 2015 - Community AnnouncementsHey! It's meee!! Little Tommy!! I'm pushing an update to the game!! Look at meee!!! First things first! Not many people are here in the office right now - but I've been here! You can bet your bottom dollar on that! I'm here to REALLY shake things up! Hahaha!! I'm shaking this up in two main ways. Two main ways. 1: Adding TRADING CARDS to this weird Tiger game thing!! So I think before all of the Doctor Tiger game people disappeared they were working on getting all of you folks some trading cards. I think they're pretty cool - but I added a couple of my own little improvements! Ha! Nah just kidding. I don't want to get FIRED!! What kinda- what- anyway The second main big thing that I've been doing to SHAKE THINGS UP has been to: 2: HIDE PRETZELS ALL OVER THE BUILDING. Yeah! Yeah! I've put a buckle on it and given everybody what they REALLY wanted. Pretzels!! Loads of pretzels to find in every nook and cranny!! Yeah you might not find them straight away but if you LOOK you'll see! You'll see them once and for all!! Yeah anyway that's what I've got to say! Me! Little Tommy!! Little Tommy over and out!! OVER AND OUT!!! - Little Tommy (P.S. If you want to hear more from ME, Little Tommy be sure to sign up to the Crows Crows Crows newsletter over at THIS WEBSITE. Put a buckle on it.)Grappling Hook Revision & Bug Fixes - 10th of December 2015Dec 10, 2015 - Community AnnouncementsHello everybody! So we're just pushing out our first major bug fix patch that should solve a good amount of problems that a few of you have been experiencing! We don't hit everything with this update but we'll be along very shortly with the rest. We also added community avatars incase you want to get up in everybody's face with it! See you soon! Features Completely reworked the physics calculation for the grappling hook. Added an alternate guard path variant for Hard mode. P completely removes ALL UI for screenshots (previously the map & guard pointers would remain). You can now paint your vehicle with the airbrush gun you find in the gallery. Bug Fixes Added option for Y-Axis Inversion. Improved Tiger pathfinding. The elevator should now start much faster - please let us know if you're still experiencing this bug. Added option for mouse sensitivity. Colliders on the cliff segment are now much more forgiving. Lowered the frequency of the floor clipping issue. The flamethrower is back for those of you who noticed it was gone. Possible fix for achievement issues (if you're still having troubles let us know in the Steam Forum). Fixed several general clipping issues. Removed turret due to very buggy AI. Repositioned some valuables to make them easier to steal without crouching/awkward positioning. Balancing Lasers might have been improved? They might be worse? I don't know... Vehicle slowed down so that the scenery can be appreciated more. Dynamite now takes 50% longer to arm. Night vision enabled. Grappling Hook Revision & Bug Fixes - 10th of December 2015Dec 10, 2015 - Community AnnouncementsHello everybody! So we're just pushing out our first major bug fix patch that should solve a good amount of problems that a few of you have been experiencing! We don't hit everything with this update but we'll be along very shortly with the rest. We also added community avatars incase you want to get up in everybody's face with it! See you soon! Features Completely reworked the physics calculation for the grappling hook. Added an alternate guard path variant for Hard mode. P completely removes ALL UI for screenshots (previously the map & guard pointers would remain). You can now paint your vehicle with the airbrush gun you find in the gallery. Bug Fixes Added option for Y-Axis Inversion. Improved Tiger pathfinding. The elevator should now start much faster - please let us know if you're still experiencing this bug. Added option for mouse sensitivity. Colliders on the cliff segment are now much more forgiving. Lowered the frequency of the floor clipping issue. The flamethrower is back for those of you who noticed it was gone. Possible fix for achievement issues (if you're still having troubles let us know in the Steam Forum). Fixed several general clipping issues. Removed turret due to very buggy AI. Repositioned some valuables to make them easier to steal without crouching/awkward positioning. Balancing Lasers might have been improved? They might be worse? I don't know... Vehicle slowed down so that the scenery can be appreciated more. Dynamite now takes 50% longer to arm. Night vision enabled.
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