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Sale JittersJun 4, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/f8e51fb43c876c76d463214d817650a141dc4116.png Hey Panda Peeps! Bigger than the tallest mountain in the world! Bigger than the amount of weird and creepy fish in the sea! Bigger than our love for you! It’s the JUNE MEGA SALE! Running from June 4 to 10, this is your chance to grab anything and everything you may have had your eye on… all at a discount! Diamond purchases are 10% off for those of you who like shiny things. DLC girls are 10% off for those of you with missing spots on your roster. Phone Fling characters are 10% off for those of you who need to meet your latest romance face-to-face. But what might be the best offer is that Limited Time Event girls, INCLUDING Willow, are 10% off, and we’ve brought them all back! You read that right: every Limited Time Event girl is available and on sale, so jump on this opportunity to flirt, fantasize, and fall in love before it passes you by. We love you so hard, The PandasTessa’s Back For Snuggles!Jun 3, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/0e62d39dc64f27c83d52b1a802e3027d9a4a57b2.png Hey Panda Peeps! If you need a ray of sunshine, we’ve got great news! With her playful spirit and adorable floppy ears, Tessa is back in the Limited Time Event and all set to become your go-to best friend. She’s the perfect person to add that cheerful pup vibe to your game, so jump at this opportunity to unleash all that love! All you have to do is log in every day during the event and collect your daily tokens to bring her into your life. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this bundle of joy! Because let’s be honest, who doesn’t want a whirlwind of love to greet you with pure happiness every time? We love you so hard, The PandasThe Mummy Returns… Again!May 29, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/febc432299f279c3f78cd0d67e26466cb8389ec4.png Hey Panda Peeps! The wait is over! The Spooky Event has returned, and so has Monster Girl Cassia. If you’ve been longing to bring this opulence-loving mummy into your main game, you know what to do: complete the Parallel Event before the timer runs out on June 2nd! Sounds easy, right? Only if you’re brave enough to tackle all the terribly treacherous, bitterly bone-chilling, spectacularly spooky goals this grim Halloween world has to offer! Sure, it’s scary, but we have full faith in you. You brought a flashlight, right? We love you so hard! The PandasThe Lap of LuxuryMay 27, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/65713205824924612b94fd57a5266bdbcee3e7c2.png Hey Panda Peeps, Are you looking for a little more sparkle in your life? Well, before you commit to that buy-now-pay-later plan on a diamond-encrusted PC case or whatever, could we interest you in an all-new animated pinup featuring Darya, the sparkliest waifu around, instead? All you have to do is complete the Limited Time Event by logging in every day to collect your Daily Tokens, and this mesmerizing vision can be yours! Diamonds are forever, but so is your Memory Album! And speaking of which… if this pinup has brought a twinkle to your eye, don’t forget to check out Darya’s DLC Bundle in the Store! Not only is she beautiful and brilliant, she also showers you in Diamonds as you get to know her! If we combined her with Bonnibel, we’d have the ultimate Sugar Mama! We love you so hard, The PandasOhhhh… sinister synonyms…May 23, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/f329463afa1cc45b40af3c6adcae82919aa29c06.png Hey Panda Peeps, Something scary this way comes… It’s almost time for the return of the Spooky Event! Whether you use cuneiform or hieroglyphics, mark your calendars for May 29th to June 2nd, when you’ll have an opportunity to take up horrifying hobbies, work jinxed jobs, and earn some petrifying prizes… including a chance to invite mummy monster girl Cassia into your main game! Who says you can’t celebrate Halloween in June? We love you so hard, The PandasTime + Pressure = DiamondsMay 22, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/9769a5ac87150f1bc45cf68bed3c80f02dcf8626.png Hey Panda Peeps! On your mark, get set, SHOP! It's time to treat yourself, because for 24 hours only, all Diamond Bundles are 15% off. If that doesn’t satiate your need for lovely shiny things, our stunning gemstone-girl, Darya, is a must-have at an unbeatable 50% off! This is the perfect chance to add some sparkling treasures to your collection, so jump on this offer while you can. We love you so hard! The PandasYou Snooze, You LoseMay 19, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/ea48d4deb842ec53ba48b1d27579485f6565fce8.png Hey Panda Peeps, On the off chance that you’re asleep right now… stop it! It’s time to wake up! No, don’t hit the snooze button. Tell us, have you ever dreamed of having all your dreams come true? Well, depending on what those dreams are, you might be in luck! And it’s all thanks to this soft and snuggly Elle plush. Are you awake now? Thought so. She gets our heartbeats going faster, too. She’s just so unbelievably precious! And you wanna know the best part? You don’t even have to share your favorite pillow with this sleepover buddy, because she comes with her own! All Elle wants is to cuddle in your arms and have the best night’s sleep ever, so if that’s something you want too, then check out our latest Makeship campaign HERE. Just remember, we have to reach the order threshold before the campaign ends in order to make our Elle plush dream a reality! We love you so hard, The PandasAvast! Yo-ho! Arr! Etcetera!May 8, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/a74965af4a96dcb6de85abb8441598656e522536.png Hey Panda Peeps! Get out yer spyglasses, me hearties, and look out to yon horizon - there’s a pirate ship approachin’ at speed! The Beach Bash Event has officially kicked off, and Captain Kira is comin’ ashore! If ye be wanting to unlock her in your main game, then ye better heave to and check off all yer Event Goals before the tide goes out and takes her away to sea once more! Okay, that’s enough pirate talk for now. The Beach Bash Event runs from May 8th to the 14th, with piles of in-game prizes to be won! And did we mention you get to spend that entire time with your fave waifus in their itty-bitty, teeny-weeny bikinis? Sounds to us like just by showing up, you’ve already won! We love you so hard, The PandasSummer Lovin’... Happenin’ faster than you think!May 2, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/34cf177979c450dcc2407998929d2bebdf5f593a.png Hey Panda Peeps, Got your swimsuit and sunscreen? Summer is upon us (in the Northern Hemisphere, at least!) but get this: it’s coming to Crush Crush EVEN SOONER! No, we haven’t invented time travel… yet. The Beach Bash Event is back! From May 8th to the 14th, soak up some sun with a cast of cute bikini babes and complete your event goals to earn in-game prizes and a chance to unlock Kira the pirate! Keep your spyglass on the far horizon and remember… We love you so hard! The PandasFeeling a Solid 15/10!Apr 29, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/a1e3751ac3d4cef1eebedb59571a0c283fd10a3f.png Hey Panda Peeps! Ever have one of those days when you wake up and just KNOW things are going to be good? Well, that's how we feel right now, thanks to Golden Week and the sale we're having to celebrate. From April 29 to May 5, we've got the 15%-off trifecta to offer you! All Diamond Bundles are 15% off and include Alpha's Deluxe Wedding Dress Outfit. We've also got a cool 15% off all DLC Girl Bundles, and 15% off LTE Girls in the Store! That's a lot of discounts. Come on in and pick your pleasure... for less! Here's to a nice day and a great week. We love you so hard, The PandasHey, Sirina! Add Yourself to the Limited Time Event!Apr 29, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/4b2d5657c4d08c9f27263eb675781cdde07f5e34.png Hey Panda Peeps! Guess what? The objectively BEST digital assistant is back! If you haven’t had the chance to experience Sirina’s versatile functionality yet, now’s your chance! She’s ready to help you with everything from checking the weather to tracking your location, all while suggesting the perfect playlist for your mood. Of course, you could also ask her to set a reminder for you to log in every day during the Limited Time Event and collect your daily tokens to unlock all the fantastic features that Sirina brings. Trust us, you won’t regret having her as your virtual assistant! We love you so hard. The PandasWelcome to the JungleApr 22, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/82970f77d3a45cba460bf419c6f5f62b6beb6f55.png Hey Panda Peeps! Dreaming of a tropical paradise? Save the airfare and escape to somewhere hot, hot, HOT with this all-new animated pinup featuring the world’s fastest waifu, Catara! Think this speedy sweetie might be hard to catch? Don’t worry, humans are persistence hunters! So long as you log in every day of the Limited Time Event and collect all the Daily Tokens, this pinup will be yours! But before you rush off, we oughta remind you not to sleep on the Catara Bundle, either! It’s the only way for you to experience the electrifying joys of her Speed Dating ability! Talk about giving your game a JOLT. It’s like licking a battery and riding a roller coaster at the same time! We love you so hard, The PandasHat TrickApr 17, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/aee68ccca9d84b9aa37496ae59d5ee598aabbdf5.png Hey Panda Peeps! The Spring Fling Event is here, the Parallel Event Portal is open, and giggling bunny girls are calling! This time around, Pepper is our reward girl, so if you haven’t had the opportunity to add her to your main game yet, here’s your chance! From April 17th to the 21st, get cracking at various spring-themed jobs and hobbies. Complete event goals and earn hop-tastic rewards for your main game! With your newfound mastery of springtime activities, you will become the true star of the Spring Fling Event! We love you so hard, The PandasA Breath Of Parallel Event AirApr 11, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/4c754f01a474cdbd96454091b5586df9ade9e056.png Hey Panda Peeps, Do you feel that? Something's all wibbly and wobbly. It must mean the Parallel Event Portal is going to open soon! But where will it take you? It doesn’t feel creepy enough to be the Spooky Event. There aren’t enough smells of gingerbread and chocolate for it to be the Frosty Event. No one can hear the crashing of waves, which rules out the Beach Bash Event… Wait a minute! Did Pepper just pull a set of bunny ears out of her hat? That’s gotta be for the Spring Fling Parallel Event! Bunny girls, colorful eggs, and light pastels are coming your way! Mark your calendars, because you can hop into the flurry of spring activities starting April 17. We love you so hard, The PandasApril ShowersApr 9, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/9939e844c0601102bccd76d5b028a3f185eb3cbc.png Hey Panda Peeps! Have you heard? Apparently, April showers bring May flowers! As nice as it sounds, we can’t actually confirm that particular rumor - but we DO know that there’s a special April sale going on right now, and that’s a verifiable fact. Just go check out the in-game Store and you’ll see! From April 9 to 15, any Diamond Bundle you buy will come with 15% MORE bonus Diamonds. Plus, Peanut’s Deluxe Wedding Outfit will be included as a gift with your purchase! Whatever your weather’s doing this time of year, doesn’t that sound like a nice springtime treat? We love you so hard! The PandasFlash! A-ah!Apr 2, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/a0e3a0e7dc8e64d5060cd8ef326f07b182cf02ae.png It’s a miracle! For a mere 24 hours, we’re throwing a mighty and powerful sale. Brie, our scrumptious space sweetie, is a sensational 50% off! If you’ve already welcomed this vivacious visitor to your game, don’t fret. You can still delight in some Diamond bundles at 15% off. We love you so hard! The PandasGood news, everyone!Mar 27, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/e0dd66cf145752a153ffd17c7a6ea0c97b587860.png Hey Panda Peeps, If you’ve been waiting with bated breath for a chance to leap through that twirly-swirly portal and into a galaxy far, far away, then it’s time for you to let out a biiiig sigh of relief - because the brand new Outer Space Event has officially launched! Your reward girl? A badass space bounty hunter named Loola, who’s literally unlike ANY alien babe you’ve EVER seen. She’s the coolest, toughest intergalactic peacekeeper of all time, and we can’t wait for you to meet her! Hopefully you haven’t been breaking any space-laws? Remember, you only have from March 27-31 to complete the event and unlock Loola in your Main Game. May the duct tape (you know, that thing that’s light on one side, dark on the other, and holds everything together?) be with you! Commencing countdown, engines on, yadda yadda… Time for blastoff! We love you so hard! The PandasShe Rhymes With FoxyMar 25, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/a452b39e352a6f3d5c60e06ee67ac406fb1c6d8a.png The time has come for the ravishing Roxxy to return! If you haven’t had a chance to meet our bubbly and bodacious dance babe, you can do it now. Log in daily during the Limited Time Event to collect all the event tokens and unlock our favorite dancing queen. Don’t miss this opportunity to revel in glitter and glow sticks! Her hips don’t lie, and neither will yours. Wink wink! Best of luck, have fun, and don't lose your rhythm! We love you so hard, The PandasLimited Time Events ScheduleMar 25, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/db37ba831b2d6fcb35122e5cff1afa40085d54ef.png Hey Panda peeps! Now that March is nearly over, it's time for another sneak peek at our Limited Time Events schedule~ Note: some dates and rewards might change - this is our tentative schedule, and it doesn’t include extra updates like DLC girls or Parallel events etc; this is just the LTE (Limited Time Events) calendar: March 26 - (bring back) Roxxy April 9 - (bring back) Roxxy's Outfits April 23 - Catara's Pinup (NEW!) April 30 - (bring back) Sirina May 14 - (bring back) Sirina's Outfits May 28 - Darya's Pinup (NEW!) June 4 - (bring back) Tessa June 18 - (bring back) Tessa's Outfits July 2 - Brie's Pinup (NEW!) July 9 - (bring back) Esper July 23 - (bring back) Esper's Outfits August 6 - Suzu's Pinup (NEW!) August 13 - (bring back) Rosa August 27 - (bring back) Rosa's Outfits September 10 - Ranma's Pinup (NEW!) September 17 - ???? (NEW!) October 1 - ????'s Outfits (NEW!) October 15 - Charlotte's Pinup (NEW!) October 22 - (bring back) Shibuki November 5 - (bring back) Shibuki's Outfits November 19 - Mallory's Pinup (NEW!) November 26 - ???? (NEW!) December 10 - ????'s Outfits (NEW!) December 24 - (bring back) Festive Pinup We’ll be bringing back past LTE girls/outfits/pinups on rotation, and will be adding tons of new goodies as well! Love you SO hard! ~The PandasPandas In SpaceMar 21, 2025 - Community Announcements{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/dc6943816016c97a1d782877191fb2fd49cb6c49.png Greetings, Panda Peeps! Space: another frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Uncrushable. Its mission? To explore strange new planets, seek out new smexy waifus, and to boldly (and flirtily) go where no Panda has gone before! We’re launching a brand new Parallel Event, and in case you haven’t caught on by now, it’s going to be a good old-fashioned sci-fi romp through OUTER SPACE! You know the drill - this event will feature an array of cosmic jobs and techno hobbies, plus a whole crew of space babes for you to woo! You’ll have from March 27th to 31st (Earth time) to complete it, which includes unlocking a badass new alien love for your Main Game. All we’ll say for now is that she is truly out of this world, and you’ll probably want to surrender, like, immediately. Now, repeat after us: “Computer, set a reminder for the Outer Space Event on March 27th!” We love you so hard, The Pandas
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